Make Me Laugh Today.

Setup

Why did the comedian bring a bottle of Probably Water™ on stage?

Contribute

Think you're funnier?
Prove it.

Submit a joke. If it's good enough, it might end up on a Probably Water™ bottle. You'll get zero credit and all the satisfaction.

Your Turn

Got a tagline idea? A one-liner that belongs on a Probably Water bottle? Submit it. The best ones could end up printed on a future edition.

Fair warning: if we use your tagline, we will take all the credit. Your name will appear nowhere. There will be no plaque. No ceremony. No royalties.

You will however have the deep personal satisfaction of knowing it was you. And we will know too. Probably.

That water you're holding?

Probably the best water in the room.