Questions.
Probably answered.

Probably Water is premium drinking water in a sleek matte aluminum bottle, designed specifically for comedy clubs and live entertainment venues. It looks great on any table, starts conversations before the show, and carries an interactive QR experience right on the label. It is also, almost certainly, water.

Yes. It is water. We had it tested. The results came back as water. We were not surprised, but we appreciated the confirmation.

Aluminum keeps water colder longer, looks premium in a dim comedy club, and is infinitely more recyclable than plastic. The matte finish means no glare under stage lights and no fingerprints. It is the right call. We are very confident about this particular decision.

Yes. Every bottle has a resealable twist off cap so you can drink half during the opener, set it down, forget about it entirely, rediscover it during the headliner, and feel genuinely pleased with yourself.

You get taken to our "Make Me Laugh Today" page where a joke is waiting for you. You can also flip through more jokes or submit your own. If your joke is good enough, it might end up on a future bottle. No promises. We are rooting for you. Cautiously.

Absolutely. Every bottle QR code links to our joke submission form. We read every entry. The good ones get remembered. The bad ones get appreciated anyway. Then gently set aside. Forever.

Yes, and we would love that. We offer wholesale ordering for comedy clubs of all sizes. Visit our Comedy Clubs page or reach out through the Contact page to get started.

Yes, minimum orders apply for wholesale accounts. The specifics depend on your venue size and needs. Contact us and we will find a setup that works.

Yes. We handle fulfillment directly to your venue so there is no middleman markup and no mystery about where your order is. The mystery is reserved for the jokes.

Yes. Custom editions are available for comedy clubs, touring comedians, podcast studios, festivals, and special events. Both matte black and matte white are available for customization. Visit the Custom Editions page to learn more.

Yes. Every bottle, including custom editions, includes a working QR code that links to the joke experience. We can also point it to a custom destination if your venue or tour has its own landing page. We do not judge what that page contains. Mostly.

Turnaround varies based on quantity and complexity of the design. Get in touch early, especially for touring dates or festival schedules, and we will make it work. We have made things work under worse circumstances. We prefer not to, but we can.

Probably Water was founded in honor of Rich, a young man whose love of comedy touched everyone around him. After a long struggle with mental health, Rich passed away in 2010 at the age of 24. A portion of every bottle sold is donated to organizations supporting mental health awareness and suicide prevention. We rotate the organizations we support. Every purchase contributes directly to that mission.

We rotate our charitable partners to reach a range of mental health causes and organizations. Visit our About page for more on the story behind the brand and our commitment to giving back.

Please reach out. Call or text 988 to connect with the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. You are not alone.